May 2013
why the fuck is kim kardashian still pregnant???
bobosweet:
What if the person you think is too cool to talk to thinks that you’re too cool to talk to
this literally happened to me and it made me feel really good
helveticas:
I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
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therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
hey guess what guys
I’m on my way to see the Rolling Stones at the Honda center right now >:)
IT’S REAL
itsvondell:
ive been on the internet for a decade and i still havent looked into what an rss feed is
I came back downstairs and axel got super excited and just ran right into the door
my mom bought a ton of Capri suns for my brother’s lunches and I can’t stop drinking them
Help
biologytextbook:
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
how to boys
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
everyone on my brothers hockey team is really mean to him and it makes me really angry
like the kids post group photos on Facebook and crop him out??
and they all make fun of his taste in music and won’t let him choose any songs for warm up
I HATE TEENAGE BOYS THEY’RE DICKS
also my family cannot agree on a name for the dog and its getting very ridiculous
I saw that movie called trade last night
it was really good but like holy moly
